> Dave: Neigh ironically and ride around on your shovel, pretending to joust

Although the notion of riding on a shovel, flinging shit around and neighing strikes you as terribly ironic, you’ll have to pass.

There ain’t no way you’ll be caught dead indulging in any kind of horse-like behavior in your brother’s vicinity. The freak would enjoy it way too much for any irony to make it worth your while.

Besides, you have all your animal mimicking needs covered. You are simply the best there is on this gig.

> Dave: expand your artistic horizons

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